does drinkin coffee count as valid water intake?
Anonymous asked: hey what size are your ears??
only 18mm. been like that for yeears now. I’d go bigger but I rly can’t afford to get a bunch of nice new plugs like the ones I have now that I like so yh 18 it is.
Anonymous asked: Even with all your poo talk here and there and your good sense of humor knowing how to be funny w/o realizing it, I find that attractive in you and really badass. You even have the looks. You are pretty cute and gorgeous even though you think the opposite.
thank u for appreciating how funny I am cus most of the time I do realise it and I laugh at myself all the time when I’m pretty sure almost no one else does so then I just pretend I don’t realise but of course I know I am a tru comedian just few ppl notice.
thanks 4 the compliments u makin me blush ya qt x
4ever ruining my chances of any1 finding me attractive.
I need to quit it with all my poo and fart talk damn it.
caughtstealing asked: 1 time our toilet was blocked for a week and there were like no plumbers that were able to come sort it out and 1 time I was home alone and had to poo so I did a shit in the bathtub and hoped I could flesh it down the plughole but my poo was way too big so I had to pick up my hot turd with a sainsbury's bag and then go dig a hole bury it in a flower garden in the rain. ur welcome x
Anonymous asked: lepage is hawt.
ikr PLEASE TELL HIM THIS YOURSELF.
o yh forgot to show ya some kl pens I bought me n Izaak when I went to the theme park. dey gots da booty too.
and omg I love your #wotever #wotEVER tag bc it perfectly explains the feeling
ty rhi (caughtstealing) for my bday gift. it is fab
ayyyy. I am tha giftmaster.
sometimes I follow someone and think ‘wow they gotta follow me bk too cus our blogs r pretty similar’ but then they don’t and I think ‘well fk u then, I’m gunna follow u still but I know ur just a big pretentious shitbag u think u too gd for me well think again fkin bitch’ and then I do nothing.